some Jonesy Quotes

child : I can't eat my burf-beeger." ( Jan 2001 )

child : Hey mum, you have a rest for 4 minutes. ( Jan 2001 )

child : Will you read me the crack-nutter ( nutcracker) Jan 2001

Dad: what are you looking for ?

child : What I've lost, silly ! aged 3

child : Why does Jesus wear tights ?

Dad: Having children is the best thing.

Child : Having parents is the best thing too. ( aged 4 )

Child: Nus-balls ( snow balls ) aged 2